Bancul zilei: Un octogenar își întreabă medicul de familie
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Un octogenar își întreabă medicul de familie:
– Doctore, mâine o să mă însor!
– Bine, și câți ani are mireasa?
– 20.
– Trebuie să vă avertiz că orice activitate sexuală ar putea fi fatală.
Bătrânul cade pe gânduri:
– Asta e! Dacă moare, moare…
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